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dicta_contrionI AM TOTALLY WRITING. SO MUCH WORDS. Which means research! Which means googling weird, weird things, then looking at my search history and being very grateful that no one else can see it, because it'd basically look like I'm a very detail-oriented, world-traveling pervert. Which is so clearly not true. Obviously.
Anyway, after all very this productive writing that is not at all sidetracked by shiny objects of the research variety, my search history is starting to get a little amusing. Poetic, even. So, what the hey. Draco/Harry search history haikus.
Verbs have been conjugated to protect the syllable counts. Punctuation, contractions, and capitalisations may have been added in post-production. Otherwise, everything is drawn directly from my "Show All History" window.
*clears throat*
Seychelles. Nice. Toulouse.
British bathrooms. King's Cross loos.
Where do Malfoys fuck?
size of male penis
size of male penis flacid
define forbearance
Cartier cock rings
Oban. Grey Goose. Dutch tulips.
When's Draco's birthday?
Formal drawing room
sitting on haunches, hands bound
gay tops, paddle sounds
Mrs. Zabini,
people really come screaming
Pansy's mother's name?
Harry and Draco,
doing coke off someone's thigh.
black eyeliner. fuck.
Wiltshire in August
Quidditch leathers. Open flies.
Smell of come. Grass stains.
Anyway, after all very this productive writing that is not at all sidetracked by shiny objects of the research variety, my search history is starting to get a little amusing. Poetic, even. So, what the hey. Draco/Harry search history haikus.
Verbs have been conjugated to protect the syllable counts. Punctuation, contractions, and capitalisations may have been added in post-production. Otherwise, everything is drawn directly from my "Show All History" window.
*clears throat*
Seychelles. Nice. Toulouse.
British bathrooms. King's Cross loos.
Where do Malfoys fuck?
size of male penis
size of male penis flacid
define forbearance
Cartier cock rings
Oban. Grey Goose. Dutch tulips.
When's Draco's birthday?
Formal drawing room
sitting on haunches, hands bound
gay tops, paddle sounds
Mrs. Zabini,
people really come screaming
Pansy's mother's name?
Harry and Draco,
doing coke off someone's thigh.
black eyeliner. fuck.
Wiltshire in August
Quidditch leathers. Open flies.
Smell of come. Grass stains.
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Date: 2014-05-02 03:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-02 06:16 am (UTC)There are plenty more weird search terms where those came from.
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Date: 2014-05-02 06:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-02 06:29 am (UTC)I got usable results for 90%, though a couple were entered in moments of frustration ("you tell me then google, where do Malfoys fuck?") and others required some tinkering (mostly being done as image searches). Adventures in internetting...
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Date: 2014-05-02 07:16 am (UTC)This is class. I can fully imagine my search history is quite bizarre as well, especially when writing a fic!
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Date: 2014-05-02 08:16 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-05-02 11:31 am (UTC)Hahahahaha
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Date: 2014-05-02 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-02 12:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-02 08:20 pm (UTC)And you already have! Mostly, anyway, since these were largely from hurtfest and dracotops.
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Date: 2014-05-02 08:32 pm (UTC)But that's glorious. I'm so behind on reading! I'm trying to catch up.
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Date: 2014-05-02 08:49 pm (UTC)And likewise. End of the semester is a disaster for reading anything other than student papers, and I'm about two weeks behind on dracotops. Hoping to catch up this weekend/next week...my brain needs all the hot sex + humor + feels it can get right now!
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Date: 2014-05-02 09:01 pm (UTC)There's some really good stuff in the dracotops, and now I've got all the horror fest's as well. And I think smoochfest is probably going to start posting soon too. SO MUCH AND I LOVE IT.
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Date: 2014-05-02 09:10 pm (UTC)Such good stuff in dracotops and so much of it, and I haven't even started horror fest or hds beltane and then smoochfest omg, drowning in fictastic goodness (and I think I like it (except for feeling bad about not being able to get to more of it.))
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Date: 2014-05-02 09:17 pm (UTC)The sheer amount is daunting, but it's awesome. I think I have something like 20 tabs open in my netbook because it's easier than bookmarking.
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Date: 2014-05-02 09:35 pm (UTC)That's very smart. I keep looking at the dracotops roundups, trying to remember what I haven't read and what I've read but haven't commented on, then closing them all and deciding to try again later (like an eight ball of procrastination). But. It'll happen! Reveals are just like a super friendly reading deadline! Yay!
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Date: 2014-05-02 01:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-02 08:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-02 08:29 pm (UTC)And I'm glad it's not just me! The coke thing didn't make it in, but might now get transplanted into a backburner, non-fest type thing. Cause information like that...it should not go to waste.
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Date: 2014-05-02 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-02 02:53 pm (UTC)I recently cleared my own search history so unfortunately there's nothing good in there. But sort of like you, based on the things I search I think people would assume I'm some sort of detail-oriented and perverted... er, doctor? Serial killer? I spend a lot of time googling disease symptoms and pictures of injuries.
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Date: 2014-05-02 08:43 pm (UTC)One of many reasons why the adoration is so very mutual. ♥
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