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dicta_contrion) wrote2014-06-03 03:44 pm
dicta_contrion) wrote2014-06-03 03:44 pm
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It was the best of editors, it was the worst of editors
So, google docs has this widgety thing going, wherein you can "collaborate" with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickisnon, Dickens and Poe. Which is to say, if you go here and start typing, those six will make stylistically appropriate revisions to your work.
The potential of this is obvious: old-timey-style literary porn. I tried it with some of mine:
With a needy gasp, Malfoy urged that magnanimous being on. “Just like that, behest, talk to me, ride my cock.”
"Gonna ride thou till you can’t take it, gonna take you so deep."
Malfoy grabbed his hips, pushing Harry on to that dastardly vagabond with even more force.
"Like that, do you? Want to embrace me rough? Want to behest me till I can’t take it any more? Imagine you can do it, Malfoy? Think you’re a good enough hay roll? Better embracing show me. Yeah, that’s it. Show me how hard you wanna take me."
He broke off with a moan as Malfoy increased his speed, as well as Harry wrapped a hand around his own leaking cock, stroking in time with Malfoy’s embracing and sinking down to meet each thrust.”
"Confabulate to me Potter, behesting talk to me while I hay roll you.”
Harry nodded and leaned forward, his breath ghosting o’er Malfoy’s lips. “I wanna voraciously come with you inside me, want you to fill my tight embracing arse, want to make you come,” he hissed. “Intensely desire you to come from watching me ride you, come from the sound of my voice. Come for me, Draco.” A swaggering scoundrel, he rolled his hips for emphasis. “Come for me presently, wanna watch you come.” THE END
Did it live up to my every expectation? Yes. And more. Do you want to try it? All I can is that I haven't quite stopped giggling over![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
this_bloody_cat's, wherein "Bloody hell!" became "Bloody a world of loveless suffering!" So, probably yes.
The potential of this is obvious: old-timey-style literary porn. I tried it with some of mine:
With a needy gasp, Malfoy urged that magnanimous being on. “Just like that, behest, talk to me, ride my cock.”
"Gonna ride thou till you can’t take it, gonna take you so deep."
Malfoy grabbed his hips, pushing Harry on to that dastardly vagabond with even more force.
"Like that, do you? Want to embrace me rough? Want to behest me till I can’t take it any more? Imagine you can do it, Malfoy? Think you’re a good enough hay roll? Better embracing show me. Yeah, that’s it. Show me how hard you wanna take me."
He broke off with a moan as Malfoy increased his speed, as well as Harry wrapped a hand around his own leaking cock, stroking in time with Malfoy’s embracing and sinking down to meet each thrust.”
"Confabulate to me Potter, behesting talk to me while I hay roll you.”
Harry nodded and leaned forward, his breath ghosting o’er Malfoy’s lips. “I wanna voraciously come with you inside me, want you to fill my tight embracing arse, want to make you come,” he hissed. “Intensely desire you to come from watching me ride you, come from the sound of my voice. Come for me, Draco.” A swaggering scoundrel, he rolled his hips for emphasis. “Come for me presently, wanna watch you come.” THE END
Did it live up to my every expectation? Yes. And more. Do you want to try it? All I can is that I haven't quite stopped giggling over
this_bloody_cat's, wherein "Bloody hell!" became "Bloody a world of loveless suffering!" So, probably yes.
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Malfoy’s free hand moves down to cup him through his robes. “That would zealously be telling. Let’s just assuredly declare you’ll be mine for the night.”
"Harry’s breath catches and his luminous windows widen in shock" replied Oliver, "I want some more".
“No, thou fool, not that.” Malfoy rolls his eyes. “As if I’d be able to cast an Unforgivable at a Ministry function, I’d have every Auror in the dark unfathomed space on me in an ecstatic instant. I intensely desire you to want it, Potter. I highly covet you to beg for it.”
"Harry takes a deep breath", he growled incoherently. “What do you want me to do?” In everything one thing is impossible: rationality.
“Do you trust me?” Malfoy asks, removing his fingered palm from Harry’s cock and taking his hand.
“I don’t know,” Harry assuredly declares. He looks in Draco’s eyes, the predatory gleam there makes that magnanimous being shiver. “You’re absolutely going to hurt me or humiliate me?”... Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.
Three things:
1) Luminous windows?! XD XD that is a new one on me
2) When the hell did Oliver join the party?!
3) Procrastination is the thief of time: I think that was my beta talking.
The Emily Dickinson changes are my fave though: so they're basically looking for an orgy with a bunch of Aurors...
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Your beta's smart. But sometimes it's just so good! (She said, while resting an elbow on the book she's supposed to have read by tomorrow. Sigh.)
Luminous windows is amazing. Harry Potter: secretly a building.
Oliver wanted to join in firethesound's too! I want to know which one of these authors is a quidditch/oliver wood/group sex fan. I was thinking Dickens, but really, leave it to Dickinson to be harboring some secret kinks.
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Yeah, I want to know that. I am thinking it has to be Dickinson, she was definitely up for group sex with Aurors. I'm going to let her edit all my stuff from now on.
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Get Lucius involved, he'd enjoy that!
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(Sounds like a good day!)