Yay! Though these are search results for tiny bits of three different fics, not really indicative of final results. Anon fests and all that. Though I would definitely read some of these as stories!

I got usable results for 90%, though a couple were entered in moments of frustration ("you tell me then google, where do Malfoys fuck?") and others required some tinkering (mostly being done as image searches). Adventures in internetting...