Omfg OMFGFFGFGGGGG

OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD

Oh




HEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP

seriously i am whiiiiimpering heree
Is it right to be SCARED of a birthday present?

I can't i can't oh godddddd

I haven't even LOOKED at it yet but THE TITLE HAS ALREADY KILLED ME, THE TITLE,

THE TITTTTTLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE

and the summary

My throat is doing the audible click LOLOLOLOL oh god *breathes into a paper bag*

you don't understand NO REALLY YOU DONT UNDEESTAND I CAN T TYPE NOW

I have to go to work

But later

LATERRRRRRR

omg

♥

I'm too young to die

I shall leave a note to say who killed me. Scrawled on the floor in the sweat from harry's top lip

And it shall say

DICTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH