http://dicta-contrion.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dicta-contrion.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] dicta_contrion 2015-05-20 06:37 pm (UTC)

Oh no, birds! Birds!! I really think I better stop right now. Porn rations exceeded, spontaneous meltings. And there are only so many brain refurbishments a writer can foot! For the sake of public safety, I really better call it a day with this whole "porn" thing. Strictly G-rated from this point forward.

Well, maybe the occassional hand-holding. PG? PG-13? If they hold hand in the sense that one of them puts his hand inside the other one's bum, is that still safe?

Hmmm.

In other news: YAY!! Send over the bill, #sorrynotsorry, will look into porn ration expansion policies. So glad you enjoyed!!

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